Africa, bitching, blogging and unpacked

Africa...bitching, blogging and unpacked Category: Travel and Places
Ok, so I'm beginning to get excited,anxious and nervous about my trip to Africa all at the same time. How does one pack for a 10 week journey to a place that they have never been? Instead of actually doing it, I will probably continue to complain and bitch about it until the last possible minute.Why is procrastination, such an irresistable urge for most? I'm sure I will be asking myself this same question in a few days.
"Why are you going to Africa", you ask. Other than the fact that it is an excuse to dress like a total douche for 10 weeks, I'm not so sure. Ann Taylor and the Gap just don't get it. "More pockets" people. It must be some type of requirement over there to have at least 7 different kinds of pockets on all shirts and shorts.
At 5'2", I'm not particularly thrilled about the fact that all the "shorts" come down below the knees and in my case the shins. I tried on my new "Safari" wardrobe and I couldn't decide if I looked more like a jacked up elf or a lephrecaun that isn't so lucky. Either way I probably wouldn't make much for a hunter because looking like this, even the wildebeests and warthogs wouldn't take me seriously. And the hyena's.....need I say more.